Latest Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Jokes, New Punjabi Messages, SMS Jokes, Funny Punjabi SMS Shayaris

Latest Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Jokes, New Punjabi Messages,  SMS Jokes, Funny Punjabi SMS Shayaris

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. 

Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.

Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.

Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache. 

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.

punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.

botal sharab di master kol de k 

jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.

Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.

Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ?

Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?

A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!! 

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab...

Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A...

Girl:

Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,

"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"