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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi !

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa apni premika se kheta hai,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.


Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so raha ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!


Tera Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H

APP HAMARE NAHI HAIN
FIR BHI HUM AAP KO APNA MANTE HAIN
AJNABI HOTE HOYE BHI APKO DIL SE JANTE HAIN
ITNA PYARA HAI YE BANDHAN JISE HUM PYAAR MANTE HAIN


Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,
Palko par aasoo chod jate hain,
Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana,
Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

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Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.


Dil kahi hosh kahi rehta hai aajkal
Har waqt khafa khafa rehta hai aajkal
Tum chhu lo to ye yakin aa jayega
Ke mujhme bhi koi rehta hai aajkal

Aaj hamko ehsaas ho liya
khushi ne daman Chhupa liya
dekho to jinko dost samjha
usne dosti ka kya sila Diya

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 “Main kaun hoon”

Hatheli samney Rakhna,
K sab Aanso Giren uss main,

Jo Ruk jaega Honton par,
Samajh jana k
“Wo Hoon main”

Kabhi jo Chand ko dekho,

To Tum yun Muskura dena,
Jo chal Jaaye Hawa Thandi,



Waqt Aata Hai, Chala Jata Hai..

Iska Intzar Aur Aitbar Kabhi Mat Karna..

Jo Juda Hokar Bhi Baar-2 Yaad Aaye

Itna Pyar bhi Kisi Se Mat Karna..



Mana teri nazar me tera pyar hum nai,
kaise kahe k tere talabgaar hum nai,
khud ko jala k khaq kar dala,mita diya,
lo ab tumhari rah me deewar hum nai,



Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
Halaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hain,
Aankhe meri padh lein wo kabhi
Hum khud kaise kahe ki unko kitna pyar karte hain


Funny Hindi SmS Shayari

Hasi ke liye ansu kurban,
khusi ke liye gum kurban,
DOST ke liye toh jaan bhi kurban,
Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye
toh sala dost bhi kurban.



Hasi ke liye ansu kurban,
khusi ke liye gum kurban,
DOST ke liye toh jaan bhi kurban,
Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye
toh sala dost bhi kurban.

Funny Shayari

Wo Phool Kitna Ethlata Hai,

Wo Phool Kitna Ethlata Hai,

Jis Par Bhaura Mandrata Hai.

Aye Noor-E-Chaman Pareshan Na Ho,

Har Phool Ka Aik Waqt Aata Hai.

Hum Jinhen Apna Samajhte Rahe

Hum Jinhen Apna Samajhte Rahe,

Ve Gairon Jaise Nikle,

Hum Unmein Apni Khushi Talashte,

Rahe Ve Sitamgar Nikle.

Saal Mein Aik Baar Tujhe Yaad Karen

Saal Mein Aik Baar Tujhe Yaad Karen,

Ye Bhi Koi Pyaar Hua.

Har Pal Jo Teri Yaad Na Sataaye,

Ye Bhi Koi Lagaav Hua.

Murdon Ki Basti Azab Gazab Hai

Murdon Ki Basti Azab Gazab Hai,

Yahan Ki Har Cheez Jalau Hai.

Dil Ki Yahan Koi Keemat Nahin,

Bhujhe Dil Bhi Jalaaye Jate Hain.

Mohabbat Ke Dard Se Ab Darr Lagta Hai

Mohabbat Ke Dard Se Ab Darr Lagta Hai,

Jo Har Waqt Nazar Aaye Chehra Humara Tar Lagta Hai,

Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Itna Tadap Kar Dekh Liya Humne Bhi,

Ab Na Kisi Ke Dil Mein Dobara Hume Ghar Lagta Hai.

Barbaadiyon Ka Rona Rone Se Ab Kya Hoga

Barbaadiyon Ka Rona Rone Se Ab Kya Hoga,

Saanp Nikal Gaya, Lakeer Peetne Se Kya Hoga,

Andhere Ko Chhod Ke Nai Subah Ka Intzaar Kar,

Khushiyan Kadmon Mein, Zamana Tera Apna Hoga.

Wah Ri Kismat, Kisi Bahaane

Wah Ri Kismat, Kisi Bahaane Se Hi,

Sahi We Aaye To Apne Ghar.

Sare Mausam Mere Gulam Ho Gaye,

Dekh Ke Unko Apne Ghar.

Valantine De Sabke Liye

Valantine De Sabke Liye,

Badi Umeed Leke Aaya Hai.

Jiska Koe Yaar Nahin,

Uske Sapne Sanjone Aaya Hai.

Main Machli Tere Khadhe Di

Main Machli Tere Khadhe Di,

Jad Marji Maar Devi,

Mera Rehbar Or Khuda Vi Tu,

Jad Marji Taar Devi,

Mera Appna Ta Bag Tu Hi Aye,

Jad Ji Kare Ujhaad Devi.