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Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,

What To Do?

Banta - No Problem.

Just Imagine She Came Back !

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,

bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

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Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha,
Bta Mera Mehbob Kesa Hy?
Us Ne Kaha,
Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai
Te Doji Gal Ay
K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda.
Teji Gal Ay K
Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak
Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo….

PYAR PYAR OH KARDI RAHI,
PYAR NAHI OH TA IK DIKHAWA SI,
PYAR TA OH KISE HOR NU HI KARDI SI,
“SONI” NAL TA SIRF MANPARCHAWA SI

Ishq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde,
Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Koodan Nu Tyaar Nahi,
Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu,
Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jaan Nahi!

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

shq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde,
Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Koodan Nu Tyaar Nahi,
Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu,
Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jaan Nahi!

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Durga Puja Khushio ka

Ujalo ka

Ma Durga ka…. Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,

ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho…

Happy Durga Puja..

May Maa Durga empower you & ur family

With her nine swaroopa of

Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti.

Happy Navratras.

May this durga puja brings happiness to you and 

fill your life with joy and prosperity. 

Warm wishes on Durga Puja.

May goddess Durga bless you 

Like she blessed Lord Rama 

to fight the evil, 

like he fought Ravana 

Happy Durga Puja

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Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar,

Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar.

Tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,

Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar

Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota

 hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And 

Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL

 se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam

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Khushi agar hum se daaman bachati hai to bachaye

Humein to gum hi hain raas aaye

Mohabbat ka yeh ajab dastoor dekha

Ussi ki jeet hai……jo haar jaaye……. ..

Hai sab naseeb ki bate khata kisi ki nhi hoti,

Ye duniya bewafa kisi ki nhi hoti,

Theek nhi roshni pr jyada gurur karna,

Chirag sbke bhujenge ye hawa kisi ki nhi hoti.

Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,

Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,

Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,

Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein ‘HUM’ milenge

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Pyar ka tarana uphar ho

Khushiyo ka nazrana beshumar ho

Na rahe koi gam ka ehsas

Aisa navratra utsav is saal ho!

Happy Navratra!

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,

dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,

fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,

rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…

Happy Navratri!

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Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho

Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho

Jab bhi koi musibat aaye

Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho

Happy Durga Puja!

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai

Sabke dilo ko marm milta hai

Jo bhi jata hai maa ke dwar

Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.

Shubh Navratri

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sweet good afternoon sms
sweet good afternoon sms
$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find...
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u...
$weet Good afternoon


* good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.


Good Afternoon SMS Shayari

()". ."()
( , o )
( _.ki kar rahe ho ?

()". ."()
( ("") )
( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon


good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.

Hot Good Afternoon SMS Shayari

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga..