Sardar ji Sms Jokes - Santa Sardar JI Sms Shayari

kinj rokan age khad ke jande sajna nu
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!


Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA

kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.