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Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

Sardarji:Mere dada ne 1857 ki Jang me dushman ki taange b kat di thi
Bantaji:Gardan kyu nhi kati?
Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. 

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................

He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.

Then came the column Salary Expected.....................

After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P

Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.


SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Sardar ji:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan:  abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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A sardarji walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

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kinj rokan age khad ke jande sajna nu
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!


Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA

kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Sardar: Bhai sahab time kya hua?

Man: Sham k 6 baje hain!

Sardar: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,

sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho
sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana.

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.

Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,

Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...